I have been waiting all year to post this.
omg
This has been in my queue for months.
I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
YESomg i didnt reblog this last year!
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Poor Richard's News: New York Times forced to issue correction because they didn't know what Easter is
When I first saw this story today, I thought it was an April Fools joke. How could the New York Times not know the meaning of Easter? But this is no joke.
Yesterday, in a piece titled “Pope Calls for ‘Peace in All the World’ in First Easter Message,” the New York Times described Easter…
what do horses even DO
The fastest land mammal is the teenager who sees mom pulling in the driveway and realizes they forgot to empty the dishwasher.
“Oh, hi! How are you? We’re here to confuse you and otherwise temporarily uproot you from your life as you know it.”
People who are younger than you but taller
People who are younger than you but better than you at something
People who are younger than you
People
People are wonderful creatures! Go out into the world and smile at the first person you see, you won’t know how beautiful life is until you make an effort to see for yourself. God bless you all.
francieum
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OH MY GOD, i thought she had red trousers on the dog somehow ripped her body in half.
For that comment.
this gif was a whole lot funnier with that comment.
ACCIDENTALLY OFFENDING SOMEONE YOU WERE TRYING TO HAVE FRIENDLY CONVERSATION WITH
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Did you know? That back in the day for a short period of time the Haunted Mansion included cast members dressed as Knights to scare guests? The cast members would position themselves in certain spots of the ride and then come to life to scare the guests in their doom buggies. The cast members were all equipped with remotes so that if anything happened they could shut down the ride with the push of a button. Some guests would get a little to frightened and actually punch the cast members in the face. Although it was successful amongst guests this was ultimately scrapped due to the overall costs and the implications that the Knights themselves would run into such as getting punched in the face by scared guests. Source link for more info (x)
to be fair, i probably would have just cried my eyes out and loved it anyways
Someone just fucking drew Gandalf in a suede chair, nbd.
or someone has the weirdest ass ever
there are two kinds of people
